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A light hearted take on Christmas!

Finally Christmas is in sight, we are all madly shopping, wrapping and organising family. Those of us with kids are reminding them that Santa only comes to kids who are good, and everyone has houses full of tinsel, trees and decorations.

So, we thought this was the perfect time for a detailed analysis of some tricky tax issues!

Not Really. This weeks blog post is a bit light-hearted and will hopefully give you a chuckle.

‘Best’ Christmas Cracker Jokes

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky.

Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on Trademe?
Because they were two deer.

Mary and Joseph - now they had a stable relationship.

What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
The One Show.

What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker.

Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital?
Because he has private ‘elf care.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?
They had a weigh in a manger.

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered.

How do you know if Santa's been in your garden shed?
You've got three extra hoes.

Why was the Brussels sprout sent to prison?
Because it was a repeat offender.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.

From all the team here at Accounted4, Have a wonderful Christmas and Awesome New Year! We look forward to catching up with you all in 2014!


 

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